Top 10 Reasons the Mage is Better Than You

The Top 10 Reasons the Mage is Better Than You:


10. He can shoot fireballs. What else needs to be said?

9. He can conjure food and water. Yes, even if it does cause immediate bathroom attention.

8. He can teleport around the world. No body cavity searches from transportation security.

7. He can increase your intellect. Now you can raise your test scores from D- to D!

6. He can make you fall slower. Ever want to jump off a building? Now you can! (WARNING: Only lasts for 30 seconds. After that, well...)

5. He can turn people into barnyard animals. Now you can live the real life experience of being "some pig".

4. He can turn invisible. Girls locker rooms were shut down for a reason.

3. He can make mirror images of himself. Does his girlfriend ever wonder why he's always silent with a blank expression when they visit her mother?

2. He can warp the very fabric of time! He just needs to get a running start to reach 88 MPH.

1. He can shoot fireballs, dang it! F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L-S!
I'm rolling a mage just because of this thread